My Rules - Part One!

Warning....Some of them may sound mean but I firmly stand behind all of them.

1. Child molesters, children beaters, or child murders should all be killed on national TV. Burn them at the stake and let America watch. I know it sounds harsh but seriously, they deserve it.



2. Love your pets, don't abuse them. Michael dumb ass Vick, oh please put him a cockpit with a bunch of hungry angry dogs, I would be delighted to see them rip his body to shreds. He deserves it and so does anyone else who supports what he did.



3. Don't be prejudice, we are all HUMANS. Our race, religion, sex or gender should not be a problem. Unless you worship evil, I will not be rude but stay the hell away from me. You clearly need mental help.



4. Sunglasses should not be worn indoors especially on award ceremonies such as the Grammy's Oscars Tony's, etc. It doesn't make you look cool, it makes you look stupid.



5. Wear clothes that fit I really don't need to be subjected to seeing your undergarments. They are called undergarments for a reason. Also, I do not need to see the rolls you have because you refuse to purchase that article of clothing in a bigger size.



6. Navy blue and black do not match. I know there is a debate about this but I am right. Listen to me.



7. If you have a question about me, ask me, not my friends. They aren't going to tell you anything about me. If I choose not to answer your question, it's because it isn't your business to know.



8. Don't look like a whore, have pictures of your high/drunk self or sound like an uneducated fool on Facebook, Myspace, etc. I will remove you! Seriously, if I remove you from my friend list, don't ask to be my friend again. You broke my rule, I will not have idiots on my media page where my co-workers and family members are. Plus, I have no desire to be subjected to your idiotic events. DUH!



9. Just because my friends like you, doesn't mean I will like you. Learn this, I have no room in my life for people I can't stand.



10. Never let a job run your life.



11. Donate money or your time to an organization, charity, or people in need. i.e. Haiti relief.



12. Show gratitude.



13. Religion should not be in school, work place, politics or money. That is the problem with this world today, you have no right to force your religious beliefs in our face. Especially when you clearly have no idea what your faith is teaching. Twisting "the word" from any faith to suit your beliefs is wrong. Oh, and who are you to judge anyone!



14. If you have bad skin, believe me make-up is your friend and a skin care regimen is needed so please embrace it.



15. Real men, let me repeat this , REAL MEN do not hit, slap, push, shove, shake, or verbally abuse women. You did nothing wrong to deserve that abuse, leave his sorry ass alone. Just because he is your baby daddy doesn't mean you have to stay with him.



16. Do not call me and talk to other people while you are on the phone with me. It's rude and I have better things to do.



17. Exercise! It keeps you healthy and it's a great way to relive stress.



18. Don't always say yes, if you don't want to do something say no. Your real friends and family will still love and respect you, if they don't then they weren't good enough to be in your life in the first place.



19. Respect yourself! If you don't respect yourself first, no one else will. People treat you the way you allow them to treat you. Hard lesson to learn but it's true so learn it.



20. Just because they are family doesn't mean you have to talk or hang out with them. I know that sounds rude but being connected by blood does not mean I have to endure that family member's rudeness. I'm sorry, life is hard as it is, I don't need my family making it worse because they are deadbeats.



21. Follow your heart not your freaking private parts.



22. Just because that style of clothing is in style doesn't mean it looks good on you. Know your body and dress accordingly.



23. Dress your age people!



24. Focus on what you want to happen, envision it and take steps towards it.



25. Solve your own problems; everyone does not need to know every single issue in your life.



26. Don't talk so loud that even through closed doors I can hear what you are saying. Trust me, I am not interested in your conversation.



27. If you see me on the phone, do not speak to me. Learn manners, it's extremely rude. I will not respond to you and I promise you I will tune you out. I have mastered the skill of tuning people out.



28. Learn something new each day.



29. Read books, watch less TV.



30. If you are wearing open toed shoes, please keep your feet neat. No one wants to see your torn up feet, its gross.



31. Messy hair look is awful, take a comb to that stuff. Let me make this more clear, personal hygiene is important, practice it.


32. Follow your dreams and don't let anyone put them down.


33. If I am emotionally drained every time I speak to you, I will end this relationship/friendship.